YouTube Comment Limericks   (2010 - )     Creative Commons License

Each Limerick is constucted from comments on a single video and attempts to capture the spirit of the conversation.


13. Zuiikin' English - How dare you say such a thing to me....

by Daniel Temkin  
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!
these guys drive me crazy
    no frekin way
    mustv had a bad day...
is a joke lol this is too funny :)



Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wFmQU4IStg

12. 50 Cent Shows Off $2 Million In A Lambo!

by Daniel Temkin  

now this nigga got real fucking bread
cocaine getting to his head
    u know we bros,,,,,,,,
    upvote my videos
is why slavery should never have ended


Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzg2ZKkW-tA

 

11. 08-15-10 Gauntlet GlassDistrict.com Anniversary ras_eel

by Daniel Temkin  

How many grams did u smoke hippie man?
if that was KGB then you r the man
    keep tokin bro
    another great video
first white guy ive seen with a turban


Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYQ-fxScgpU

 

10. LADY GAGA - Born This Way (Cover)

by Daniel Temkin  

incredible talent & beauty
wow that still image is funny.
    well that made my day
    FUCKYOU YOU'RE GAY
those who dislike are green with envy!

Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG0wi1m-89o

 

9. Stjepan Hauser and Luka Sulic - Smooth Criminal

by Daniel Temkin  

why would anyone dislike this!?
refreshing lack of self-consciousness
    hip hip hura :)
    Hello From Serbia!
I'M JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS !!!!


Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlVbEclPj4c

 

 

8. Sarah Palin Battle Hymn

by Daniel Temkin  

Take it back? From who?? The communists?
oh dear god what even is this?
    it's worse than the last
    COLD BLAST UP HER ASS!!
What's sad is that they're serious.


Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhMepzqJvIw

 

7. my POMERANIANS playing with super small tennis balls

by Daniel Temkin  

i luv poms alwayzz havvv alwayzzz willl =-]
omg soooooo adorable!!!
    he thinks hes a cat
    WAT MAKES U SAY DAT
they are good in b-b-q grill


Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2z_4JeXjkg

 

6. Chimp Rapes a Frog

by Daniel Temkin  

hahaha this is so fucking sick
the frog is biting his dick
    damn dirty ape
    OMG such a rape
the frog died for sure, probably quick


Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

 

5. Tag Your Green!

by Daniel Temkin  

i'd punish your ass... with my cock
i challenge you to sing rock
    I love this rap!
    on the peak of your cap!
u have a yellow clock ... :(


Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Peq1DTd4wpg

 

4. (HD) Texas Tech onside kick goes horribly wrong vs. Baylor (10.9.10)

by Daniel Temkin  

American football is shit
ur lame because u like it
    FUCK THE DIRTY JEWS
    to get youtube views
those guys a fucking retarded


Original comment thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4fv_yQ86D4